Your Best Man

It is with great honor, respect, and humility, that I introduce the latest, greatest, and last contributor to Wasted On Steak, because, well, no one is capable of following in this fine gentleman's footsteps.

I say this because not only is it true, it is scientifically proven. No one can literally follow in this man's masticating footsteps because he, unlike mere mortals, does not walk, he levitates from meal to meal, pitcher to pitcher, and that is why we here at Wasted On Steak are so tremendously honored to be in this man's food critiquing presence that we can hardly keep our pants on.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and every one of you food loving, meat eating, beer drinking, papacoulos' out there, it is my wholehearted pleasure that I introduce to you, the latest addition to the Wasted On Steak family, the one, the only, Ryan Driscoll.